Boo.

Happy Halloween! Does it feel like Halloween to you? It sure doesn't over here. What a shiny, bright, sunny day. Blech.

You would think that, having not updated the blog for a few weeks, I'd return with fantastic news of all the crazy writing I've been doing and all the progress I'm making on the next project.

Nope.

Production on the next project is stalled for a bit. I'd rather have my artist-in-crime do work he's happy with than force him to put out lesser work sooner. It's one of the benefits of putting out your own work: you can adjust your schedule as need be, and since nobody knows who you are, no one cares. ;D Kidding, kidding. Sort of.

As for writing in general, I remain stocked with ideas but plagued with trouble when it comes to focusing and picking the right words out of the air. However, I was able to put together a rough little tale in honor of the holiday. It's not perfect, but I hope it gives you some giggles today. So enjoy a story, enjoy your trick-or-treating, and watch out for magically possessed house decorations:

Read "The Halloween They Always Wanted" for free!

Secret Transmissions

This message was stamped on a flier from a local hardware store. The flier advertised a sale on fertilizer. I am convinced, however, that I've really intercepted a message intended for the local vampire clans.